"A new audience for animation has arisen. As we can see in cases like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Phineas and Ferb, Japanese anime and mangay, South Park and Family Guy, children’s shows are being viewed primarily by a frightening new audience.
Typically, lazy oafs in their twenties make up the vast majority of viewers for each of these shows, which in itself contains connotations of budding pedophilia. The point remains that these are shows designed for extremely small children, and Adventure Time has joined this list of shows that are too popular among these ugly perverts. Unfortunately, because of this large viewership among college-aged socially inadequate men, children are suffering”
It all makes sense…
(that is a satirical website BTW, but it almost fooled me)