The Picture of DeLorean Gray by RDL
“With every temporal paradox created and every time stream interfered with, the DeLorean remains as shiny as the day it rolled off the production line whilst it’s portrait loses approx £1k from it’s market value”.
Dorian Gray jokes never get old.
Marty Mcfly, the world’s second time-traveller and protagonist of the “Back To The Future” saga.
Also goes by the names “Darth Vader”, “Clint Eastwood” and “Calvin Klein”, although in different time periods. Obviously.