Tag: Religion

Provenance by Matt Lubchansky (via Please Listen to Me)
“I know I skipped some stuff, but so did the Greeks. But you have to respect the decisions of a lady that can asexually reproduce, but somehow needs to get it on with her newborn son…
Anyways, the point is: everyone, forever, since the very beginning of time is some sort of pervert. 
Especially you. I’ve seen what you do, and I don’t condone it.
But I’ll be goddamned if I don’t respect it.”
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Provenance by Matt Lubchansky (via Please Listen to Me)
“I know I skipped some stuff, but so did the Greeks. But you have to respect the decisions of a lady that can asexually reproduce, but somehow needs to get it on with her newborn son…
Anyways, the point is: everyone, forever, since the very beginning of time is some sort of pervert. 
Especially you. I’ve seen what you do, and I don’t condone it.
But I’ll be goddamned if I don’t respect it.”
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Provenance by Matt Lubchansky (via Please Listen to Me)

I know I skipped some stuff, but so did the Greeks. But you have to respect the decisions of a lady that can asexually reproduce, but somehow needs to get it on with her newborn son…

Anyways, the point is: everyone, forever, since the very beginning of time is some sort of pervert.

Especially you. I’ve seen what you do, and I don’t condone it.

But I’ll be goddamned if I don’t respect it.”

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By comparing Germany’s Nazi holocaust and America’s abortion holocaust you’ll see there is practically no difference between the mindset of holocaust then and now. As with slavery in early America, killing Jews in Nazi Germany, or killing babies in America today — just because something is legal does not make it right. So how do you get a country to allow humans to be treated worse than animals? You use euphemisms to convince people that these actions are justifiable, or even beneficial.

Abortion advocates and America’s largest Death Camp operator, Planned Parenthood, have elevated the dehumanization of holocaust victims to an art form with their ‘pro-choice’ rhetoric…

via smallvictoriesusa, it’s an old post but these arguments are still being used.

And it goes on and on about the SS ,Dr. Josef Mengele, Auschwitz and how Hitler Was Pro-choice.

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Black Math by Matt Lubchansky (via Please Listen to Me)
"OK! So my point here is not “OMG, isn’t creationism stupid you guys? Look at the dumb religious people.”
My point is: Why are we having a political debate as to whether or not we should teach religious parables along with science in science class or not? This is Archduke of Crazyslavia, Bonkers Von Nonsense VII.
Think about this: Imagine there was suddenly a growing faction of people whose religion conflicted with the Gym class their kids were learning in public school. And instead of like, push-ups and that rockin’ parachute thing, their idea of physical fitness was from a 3,000 year-old book. And this ancient tome said that the best way to get in shape was: Eat Mallomars and jerk off all day.
Now. Would you:
A) Say “Hey, man. Do whatever you want! Maybe teach your method at the B’nai Nabisco down the street. But I think the class should be taught things that are based off falsifiable theories that have been tested and proven?”B) Call your local school all the time and complain that the kids should spend a few weeks eating Mallomars and jerking off instead of regular Gym class?
You know what? Scratch that. This sounds awesome.”
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Black Math by Matt Lubchansky (via Please Listen to Me)
"OK! So my point here is not “OMG, isn’t creationism stupid you guys? Look at the dumb religious people.”
My point is: Why are we having a political debate as to whether or not we should teach religious parables along with science in science class or not? This is Archduke of Crazyslavia, Bonkers Von Nonsense VII.
Think about this: Imagine there was suddenly a growing faction of people whose religion conflicted with the Gym class their kids were learning in public school. And instead of like, push-ups and that rockin’ parachute thing, their idea of physical fitness was from a 3,000 year-old book. And this ancient tome said that the best way to get in shape was: Eat Mallomars and jerk off all day.
Now. Would you:
A) Say “Hey, man. Do whatever you want! Maybe teach your method at the B’nai Nabisco down the street. But I think the class should be taught things that are based off falsifiable theories that have been tested and proven?”B) Call your local school all the time and complain that the kids should spend a few weeks eating Mallomars and jerking off instead of regular Gym class?
You know what? Scratch that. This sounds awesome.”
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Black Math by Matt Lubchansky (via Please Listen to Me)

"OK! So my point here is not “OMG, isn’t creationism stupid you guys? Look at the dumb religious people.”

My point is: Why are we having a political debate as to whether or not we should teach religious parables along with science in science class or not? This is Archduke of Crazyslavia, Bonkers Von Nonsense VII.

Think about this: Imagine there was suddenly a growing faction of people whose religion conflicted with the Gym class their kids were learning in public school. And instead of like, push-ups and that rockin’ parachute thing, their idea of physical fitness was from a 3,000 year-old book. And this ancient tome said that the best way to get in shape was: Eat Mallomars and jerk off all day.

Now. Would you:

A) Say “Hey, man. Do whatever you want! Maybe teach your method at the B’nai Nabisco down the street. But I think the class should be taught things that are based off falsifiable theories that have been tested and proven?”
B) Call your local school all the time and complain that the kids should spend a few weeks eating Mallomars and jerking off instead of regular Gym class?

You know what? Scratch that. This sounds awesome.”

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