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Hello Ground! narrated by Stephen  Fry

“It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. But since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought as it fell:

‘Ahhh! Whoa! What’s happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What’s my purpose in life? What do I mean by ‘who am I’? Okay, okay, calm down, calm down, get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? It’s a sort of a tingling in my… well, I suppose I better start finding names for things. Let’s call it a… tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what’s this roaring sound, whooshing past what I’m suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It’ll do. Yeah, this is really exciting! I’m dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There’s an awful lot of that now, isn’t it? And what’s this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like ‘Ow’, ‘Ownge’, ‘Round’, ‘Ground’! That’s it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it’ll be friends with me? Hello Ground!’ …

Curiously, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell, was: ‘Oh no, not again.’ Many have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that, we should know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.”

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The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (2005)

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened. 

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (2005)

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened. 



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The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (2005)
“The  chances of finding out what’s really going on in the universe are so  remote, the only thing to do is hang the sense of it and keep yourself  occupied … Look at me: I design coastlines… I’d far rather be happy than right any day.”“And are you?”“No, that’s where it all falls down, of course.”“Pity, it sounded like quite a good lifestyle otherwise.”

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (2005)

“The chances of finding out what’s really going on in the universe are so remote, the only thing to do is hang the sense of it and keep yourself occupied … Look at me: I design coastlines… I’d far rather be happy than right any day.”
“And are you?”
“No, that’s where it all falls down, of course.”
“Pity, it sounded like quite a good lifestyle otherwise.”


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The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (2005)

“You  know,” said Arthur thoughtfully, “all this explains a lot of things.  All my life I’ve had this strange unaccountable feeling that something  was going on in the world, something big, even sinister, and no one  would tell me what it was.”
“No,” said the old man, “that’s just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the Universe has that.”

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (2005)

“You know,” said Arthur thoughtfully, “all this explains a lot of things. All my life I’ve had this strange unaccountable feeling that something was going on in the world, something big, even sinister, and no one would tell me what it was.”


“No,” said the old man, “that’s just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the Universe has that.”



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