“You will receive bacon”

Canadian space bacon

You respawn in Vancouver. It’s the main hub, you can also set up a custom hub once you reach a certain age I hear though. But I think it’s only around major parts of Canada like Toronto.

If you die in Canada…

do you die in real life?

(Source: bluedogeyes)

“Listen. I know you’re busy and all. I brought you this box of chocolates.

I just want you to know that you’re doing a great job here, and … wow, what shampoo is that? Your neck hair smells really nice.

Anyway. I’ll leave you to it. I’ll just leave the chocolates over here.

Again, great job with the-ARGH I’VE BEEN SHOT AS WELL!”  (via cracked.com)

supermariobrothers:

Happy Canada Day by The Bourgy man

Happy Canada Day by Ronald Salas

(via thomasdagg)

(Source: capncaptain)