"When it comes to games I can accept that I am running around in a cavern 25 stories underground firing spells at poisonous walking trees.
It’s my ferret’s pack that keeps me awake at night. How does he carry so much? Am I being cruel loading my ferret up to the gills with my extra battle maces? And it gets killed all the time, why aren’t I just leaving it in the ferret kennel in town?”